Emergency Rations

We're so glad that Lindsay Lohan went shopping at Chanel after eating at the Ivy yesterday. Apparently the de-rehabbed Miss Lohan realized that she needed emergency fashion rations more than she needed a drink. It's good to see a starlet with some sense.

This dress, this schmatte, defies disingenuously. You can see the thought process that went into it: Shucks, this old rag?

And it just goes to show that no matter how good your legs are, they will always look worse when you cut them off like a ham hock in a pair of ankle boots.


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