Wednesday, November 14, 2007

The Buzz

We know what you're thinking. You've read the ad and thought, Golly gee, that's a really neat Treetent. I bet it would be fun to have sex in it and make it swing rhythmically back and forth simultaneous with all the humping and pumping. It's implied in the copy with a naughty semantic wink. Oh, boy! Can we try it right now, before supper?

Absolutely nyet.

And although there is something futuristic to it, and has Habitat 67 elements to it (see how many can hang from the same pine), what this green, seed-like structure really is is a personal hive. And this makes me very, very excited. It's wildly overpriced, but you are the Queen Bee, are you not? I am. It's a $50,000. hive for a very badly behaved insect and we love to sting.

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